I really cannot stand failures….
APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.
Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.
It better make the noise when you open it
I wrote this and the entire history of the world in news feed form because I really like history jokes. This entire thing is probably the piece of writing that I am most proud of. It is also the most stolen thing I’ve ever done. People are constantly ripping off chunks and posting them on other sites without any credit. One such site that I won’t link to because fuck them posted this portion a few days ago and it has gotten 1.5 million views on their site. Again, with no credit. As someone whose employment is based on the quantifiable success of her content, and as someone whose career is based on having people know that I wrote the thing they’re currently enjoying, this is infuriating. But the bigger issue with that particular site, and in contextless, creditless posting in general, is that many people commented on that post saying that they wanted to see more, but they had no means of finding out that there was, in fact, more.
^Was not expecting this
Why are you so good at bomberman?
I sold my soul to to the devil at the crossroads for three requests. I asked to be
1) really good at guitar, gotta shred it
2) super hot ladies at my side at all times.
3) to be good at bomberman.
Let’s just say I think I made the right call.
Aww, Homura’s actually smiling.
I actually just replaced the clock on my wall with this.